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Wine
I’m an idiot
Years ago, I attended a holiday work party at a nice little Italian restaurant located just up the street from my employer. There was good food, good company, and the wine was flowing.
About halfway through dinner, and after glass after glass of wine, I decided it was finally time to use the bathroom. Like any good drunk person, I brought my glass of wine with me.
Upon returning to the party moments later, however, I went to take a sip of the glass of wine I had been holding onto on my way back from the restroom.
Except, nothing came out.
And suddenly, everyone was laughing at me.
When I looked down, I discovered that it was not, in fact, my glass of wine but rather a can of aerosol bathroom spray in my hand.
What an idiot.
Sheepishly, I scurried back to the bathroom with the aerosol spray in tow, where my precious glass of wine awaited me on the toilet tank lid.
- The End
