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“Well, I Wonder What It’s Like to Be a Rainmaker”
More thoughts. Or Tweets, let’s be honest
Navigating social media can be tough. You have to know what’s Facebook-worthy, what’s Instagram-worthy, what’s Twitter-worth, what’s LinkedIn-worthy, what’s Tik-Tok worthy, and so on and so forth.
I posted on Facebook once asking for suggestions on a good tropical-looking house plant to buy. But I knew as soon as I posted it, I had made a mistake since it was a post more suited for X/Twitter.
Sure enough, as soon as I posted it on Twitter, plant people from all over came out of the woodwork in under five minutes and answered my question.
Will it be a ficus, a Swiss Cheese plant, or a fern?
That’s when you hop over to Instagram to see pictures of plants. Post there and you’ll be immersed in the world of plant photography.
After you’ve purchased the new plant, you can even take it over to Tik Tok and post a video of you singing the new Billy Joel song to your plant, or whatever.
You can do all of this without ever having to leave the house, too.
“Well, I wonder what it’s like to be a rainmaker.