This was great! I have a friend in Germany--unmarried, no kids. He has a job with a lot of downtime and he uses that time to read the news almost exclusively. I think he's on the spectrum, and I don't mean this disparagingly, but he sends me links to both American and European news articles multiple times per day. I don't have the heart to ask him, "Are you an absolute psychopath?" This article would be perfect for him. Gotta give it some serious thought re: sending it, tho. Ha.