CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ryder & Emma Want New Magnets
Invoice Order #817134
Dear Carl,
On June 27, 2024, we purchased an order of nine hundred save-the-date wedding magnets from your spectacularly inferior company.
The save-the-date information we provided was accurately printed and the quality of your product met our expectations if we were poor college students instead of middle-aged adults.
While we were very pleased with the front face of your product, along with the free complimentary bag of Cheetos, we were dissatisfied with its back face, which featured several images of your company’s marijuana brand and its accompanying website URL.
Please note that we realize your “Terms and Conditions” state your company’s logo is typically printed on the back of the magnets.
Therefore, we assumed only one logo would be on the back. Instead, there are multiple images of marijuana plants and your company’s web address.
As conscientious consumers who read all of the purchase terms of the products we buy over vanilla Lattes, we are carefully aware of what we are purchasing.
However, we must say that the purchase terms regarding your company’s logo being printed on the back of the product are, indeed, very…
