…tinued, “Yeah, maybe it was Milo, our sweet but moronic cat who’s never caught anything but a lizard. All in one night, he shimmied up the side of the house, removed a two-foot section of fully attached siding, killed seven rats in exactly the same manner, and to finish off his big night of firsts, Milo hauled each of his victims down to the ground for a gruesome yet artful display!”
