BEDRIDDEN LIFE
Killing Plants, Locked Out, Meatball Sub, etc.
Or Tweets, let’s be honest
3 min read4 days ago
My five-year-old son Charlie dumped two bottles of water on the small plant on my dresser, effectively killing it, while shouting, “I can do anything I want.” I couldn’t stop him because I was lying in bed, too fatigued, so I watched as he murdered the plant. Words didn’t matter, of course…
