I do this with my kids, and my 5 yr/o usually kicks me in the crotch right after.

I don’t care that half the group is mid-conversation or holding plates of hot meatballs. I’ll shriek, “EVERYONE, GET IN!!” ignoring any protests. The photo will take forever because I have to switch between filters while yelling, “Okay, one more …
I’m the Annoying Girl at the Party
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Julia Wolov
David Conte
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Dec 31, 2024
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I do this with my kids, and my 5 yr/o usually kicks me in the crotch right after.
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Written by David Conte1.2K Followers
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