Happy 69th Birthday!

It’s your birthday you say
But you ask for no cake
Medium’s mother on display
Please don’t make the mistake
Of thinking old is the new young
Because I’m afraid it’s not
So don’t stick out your tongue
Or try to call me a bot
Because I’m giving you the truth
And it needs to be said
So go indulge your sweet tooth
Before this one gets read
By your most supportive fans
Who rather love your style
Like monkeys beating noisily on cans
Over the articles you’ve compiled.