Funny AF. I remember participating in the worst line of all time: a Tim Ferriss book launch party queue in Manhattan in 2010 in the middle of winter. People waited and waited ... and waited. We (my wife and I) never made it into the party because, well ... the long line that never seemed to move. I emailed Mr. Ferriss the next day and he offered me a big apology, along with some free shit (I forget what). Been waiting over 12 years to tell that boring story.