PinnedDavid ConteinMuddyUmI Got Boosted but Nobody Read ItA rudimentary explanation of Boost-Bust·4 min read·Oct 26, 2023--47--47
PinnedDavid ConteinThe Narrative ArcMy Grandfather the GoodfellaHe had all the connections, but not the right ones·4 min read·Oct 24, 2023--42--42
PinnedDavid ConteinGlobetrotters“Take The Cannoli” — A Sicilian StoryWhite Lotus this was not·10 min read·Sep 4, 2023--68--68
PinnedDavid ConteinMuddyUmI’d Rather Shoot Bird Feed Into My Veins Than Listen to a Leaf BlowerThese things only exist to trigger homicidal urges in a significant portion of the population·3 min read·Feb 6, 2023--33--33
David ConteKilling Plants, Locked Out, Meatball Sub, etc.Or Tweets, let’s be honest·3 min read·1 day ago--11--11
David ConteinMuddyUmDear Jasmine, Terry Got Decimated By A GorillaMy last letter to you·3 min read·Jun 16, 2024--17--17
David ConteinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsLying In BusinessLies, lies, lies — all lies·4 min read·Jun 11, 2024--12--12
David ConteScraps, Intermittent Gorging, and Texting Jesse Watters, Etc.Or Tweets, let’s be honest·4 min read·Jun 9, 2024--25--25