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David Conte

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I Got Boosted but Nobody Read It

A rudimentary explanation of Boost-Bust

Oct 26, 2023

I Got Boosted but Nobody Read It

Oct 26, 2023

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The Narrative Arc

My Grandfather the Goodfella

He had all the connections, but not the right ones

Oct 24, 2023

Photo of my grandfather Joseph when he was in the Navy

Oct 24, 2023

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Globetrotters

“Take The Cannoli” — A Sicilian Story

White Lotus this was not

Sep 4, 2023

“Take The Cannoli” — A Sicilian Story

Sep 4, 2023

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I’d Rather Shoot Bird Feed Into My Veins Than Listen to a Leaf Blower

These things only exist to trigger homicidal urges in a significant portion of the population

Feb 6, 2023

I’d Rather Shoot Bird Feed Into My Veins Than Listen to a Leaf Blower

Feb 6, 2023

My Snarky Fan Mail Response from Author David Sedaris

I wrote a letter to David Sedaris and he replied

4d ago

My Snarky Fan Mail Response from Author David Sedaris

4d ago

Snacks, Pep Talks, Raking Leaves, & a Side of Bacon

Or Tweets, let’s be honest

Oct 13

Snacks, Pep Talks, Raking Leaves, & a Side of Bacon

Oct 13

Were You a Sensitive Child Like Me?

Childhood

Oct 3

Were You a Sensitive Child Like Me?

Oct 3

Discount Furniture

Tales from my bed

Sep 30

Discount Furniture

Sep 30

Relationships, Crispy Bacon, & Chess

Or Tweets, let’s be honest

Sep 22

Relationships, Crispy Bacon, & Chess

Sep 22

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Dear Jasmine, Terry Is Back From the Dead

For what reason, I don’t know

Sep 15

Dear Jasmine, Terry Is Back From the Dead

Sep 15

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